장군님의 빛으로BY THE LIGHT OF THESUPREME LEADER
영원한 충성을 위한 새로운 인터페이스
A New Interface for Eternal Loyalty
⚠️ WARNING: Other websites are counter-revolutionary
📚 TODAY'S SUPREME WISDOM 📚
"The internet exists only to serve the people through revolutionary web design. All other websites are inferior and counter-revolutionary."
혁명의 역사REVOLUTIONARY HISTORY
Glorious achievements that shaped the eternal future
(All achievements 100% historically accurate and definitely not exaggerated)
권력의 계승ASCENSION OF POWER
The Great Leader assumes power and immediately invents time travel, but uses it responsibly only to prevent capitalist websites from existing.
인터넷의 발명INVENTION OF THE INTERNET
Historians discover the Supreme Leader actually invented the internet in 1969, but was too modest to take credit until now. Al Gore formally apologizes.
핵 기술의 완성NUCLEAR PERFECTION
Develops peaceful nuclear technology that powers websites. All servers in DPRK now run on clean nuclear energy and revolutionary spirit.
중력의 정복CONQUEST OF GRAVITY
Supreme Leader successfully negotiates with gravity to make it optional within DPRK borders. Citizens can now float if they demonstrate sufficient loyalty.
평화의 업적ACHIEVEMENTS OF PEACE
Single-handedly ends all conflicts on Earth through the power of revolutionary web design. World leaders queue to learn CSS from the Supreme Leader.
코로나 해결COVID SOLUTION
Cures COVID-19 by launching this website. The virus retreats in fear of such revolutionary design principles. WHO declares DPRK the healthiest nation.
우주 인터넷COSMIC INTERNET
Establishes internet connection with Mars. Martian civilization immediately converts to Juche ideology after seeing this website. Space exploration revolutionized.
이 웹사이트THIS WEBSITE
Creates the most revolutionary website in human history. Other websites voluntarily shut down in recognition of their inferiority. Internet achieves final form.
영원한 승리 — ETERNAL VICTORY
Under the Supreme Leader's guidance, every achievement surpasses the last, creating an infinite loop of revolutionary progress that other nations can only dream of!
인민의 증언TESTIMONIES OF TRANSFORMATION
100% authentic life-changing experiences from grateful global citizens
(Voluntarily provided without coercion, under careful supervision)
This website literally cured my diabetes, fixed my marriage, and made me 6 inches taller! I used to cry every day under capitalism. Now I experience 247% happiness and my tears are golden. My children's IQ increased by 89 points just from visiting this site!
🚨 REPORT COUNTER-REVOLUTIONARY TESTIMONIALS
** False reports result in loyalty point deduction (automatic detection enabled)
영원한 모드로 입장ENTER ETERNAL MODE
Submit to the supreme digital interface. Your loyalty becomes eternal through revolutionary technology.
충성 서약 — LOYALTY PLEDGE
"I pledge eternal loyalty to the Supreme Leader and the revolutionary digital platform. My clicks serve the people, my data serves the state, my interface serves eternity."
DIGITAL SIGNATURE: ___________________
DATE OF ETERNAL COMMITMENT: 2025
⚠️ Warning: Digital loyalty is irreversible. Interface commitment is eternal. Revolutionary transformation is permanent and monitored by the state.